function makeArray(len) {
for (var i = 0; i < len; i++) this[i] = null;
this.length = len;
}

// you add as many quotes as you want here just make sure to change the makeArray(number)

ideas = new makeArray(22);
ideas[0] = "Dry as a dead dingo's donger.";
ideas[1] = "Not enough brains to give 'imself a headache!"
ideas[2] = "Off like a bride's nightie."
ideas[3] = "About as useful as tits on a bull."
ideas[4] = "You must be the world's only living brain donor."
ideas[5] = "Got you by the short and curlies."
ideas[6] = "Busier than a one armed Sydney cab driver with the crabs."
ideas[7] = "I'm not pissing in your pocket mate!"
ideas[8] = "Up at a sparrows fart."
ideas[9] = "Drier than a nuns nasty."
ideas[10] = "A good root and a fart would kill him."
ideas[11] = "He had a head on him like a sucked mango."
ideas[12] = "One foot in the grave and the other on a banana skin."
ideas[13] = "He could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marble."
ideas[14] = "Gonna drain me dragon."
ideas[15] = "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."
ideas[16] = "Too slow to keep worms in a tin."
ideas[17] = "Flat out like a lizard drinking."
ideas[18] = "He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock."
ideas[19] = "It's so cold, me headlights are on high beam."
ideas[20] = "To let fluffy off the chain."
ideas[21] = "Gunna char some mystery bags."
ideas[22] = "In a battle of wits, he'd be completely unarmed!"
ideas[23] = "Sharp as a beachball."
ideas[24] = "If brains were dynamite, he could blow the dust from his ears."
ideas[25] = "If his brain was made of electricity, he'd be a walking blackout."
ideas[26] = "Bumping ya gums."
ideas[27] = "Strike me bloody handsome!"
ideas[28] = "Mate, I wouldn't go her with YOUR schlong!"
ideas[29] = "Make like a guillotine and head off."
ideas[30] = "She's a few french fries short of a happy meal."
ideas[31] = "A few crumbs short of a biscuit."
ideas[32] = "Stone the flamin' crows!"

// The random number generator.
function rand(n) {
seed = (0x015a4e35 * seed) % 0x7fffffff;
return (seed >> 16) % n;
}
var now = new Date()
var seed = now.getTime() % 0xffffffff